SALLY: Surely the world wide web doesn't need an entire site devoted to Police Squad! scripts!
DREBIN: Yes, it does, and don't call me Shirley. And who's Worldwide Webb?
Episode 1
We've got you surrounded!
A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise)
Episode 2
No sax before a fight!
Ring Of Fear (A Dangerous Assignment)
Episode 3
Cigarette? Yes, it is.
Rendezvous At Big Gulch (Terror In The Neighborhood)
Episode 4
Is this some kind of bust? Yes, it's very impressive.
Revenge And Remorse (The Guilty Alibi)
Episode 5
There'd been a recent wave of murders at the city zoo. I was bringing in a suspect...
The Butler Did It (A Bird In The Hand)
Episode 6
Cigarette? Yes, I know.
Testimony Of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh)
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